police chief this is a doozy of a murder, Columbo. and it's at the bottom of this very long stairwell. i don't know how you'll do it this time.

columbo just leave it to me. i'll start looking and - whoop

columbo falling down stairs ooop

columbo falling down stairs ow

columbo falling down stairs dangit

columbo falling down stairs ow

columbo falling down stairs [calmly pulls out, lights giant cigar]

columbo falling down stairs i've figured out WHO did it, and how...

columbo falling down stairs but how to PROVE it...